What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Tough crowd tonight...

Jewwy Jewstein

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

a person who will soon die of beeties

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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