- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Chuck Norris is dead......

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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