- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

penis haha

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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