Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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