- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Tall asians

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

I like touching my boobs

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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