Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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