Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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