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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Boys have swag, real men have class

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Steve Jobs is alive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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