Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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