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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Me

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.