- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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