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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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