Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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