- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

black people

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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