- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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