knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

hi penis ham telephone

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

So a baby seal walks into a club

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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