What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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