What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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