KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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you gay?

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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