Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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well now

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Davey Peterson.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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