- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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