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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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