- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

so...um, yeah

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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