- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

I had 99 problems Solved them all

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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