- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What the hell are you doing?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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