- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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