What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

ring around the rosie ... your dead

1+1=2

Dwarf Shortage

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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