Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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