- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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