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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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