- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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