What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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