- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

were at work systems r down

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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