What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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