if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what's the difference between a duck?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what goes boo a sock

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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