A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Justin

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Your mom

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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