Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What is 9+10? 19

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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