- Anti Joke

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Neither did she.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing