- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A bar walks into a man

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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