- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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