Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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