Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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