- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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