- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats white? A fridge

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...