- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

I am a mime

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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