- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

identical jokes get different votes.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Connor is homo

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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