How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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