- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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