Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Terraria

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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