How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Chris Bosh's neck

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Caolan and Eamon

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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