- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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