Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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The global news

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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