- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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