What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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sadf

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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