Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Republicans

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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