- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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