Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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