Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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