Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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