Chicken

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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