- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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