A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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