- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Who is John Galt?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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