Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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