Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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