Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Anti Joke

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