what's the difference between a duck?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

The global news

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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