An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you spell eight? 8

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Caramel Boing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Please? No.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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