Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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diarrhea.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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womens rights

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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