- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what is orange? an orange

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.