- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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