- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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