What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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