What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

guest what i love pancakes

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

haha

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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