- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So a horse walks into a barn.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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