- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man buys a prius

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Women's rights

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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