- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Do you like apples? Yes

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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