man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Anti Joke

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