A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Tommy got neutered.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Ron Paul for President!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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