everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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