- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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