- Anti Joke

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.