what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

hi bye

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Who is John Galt?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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