Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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