whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Equal rights!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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