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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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