What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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