They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What is cowboy say

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Black people

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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