Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Anti Joke

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