- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your mom is so nice.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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