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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

identical jokes get different votes.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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