What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Dumbledore dies.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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