What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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knock knock come in!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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