What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Laugh.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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