Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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