- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Knock knock. Come right on in.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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