- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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