- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How old are you? 7

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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